Funny Dog Jokes & Stories LOL Dog Jokes & Stories And after all... laughter is the best medicine. So, in honor of our Miniature Schnauzers and all dogs around the world, sit back and enjoy some funny dog jokes & dog stories. Be sure and share them with family & friends, and keep smiling.  • How To Make a Puppy Pie • Puppy Don'ts - Humorous Things a Puppy Shouldn't Do • Top 10 Reasons it's Good to be a Dog • Miniature Schnauzer Dog Rules of Ownership • Dog or Cat? Which Do You Prefer? • The Dog's Diary and The Cat's Diary • Top 10 Reasons Dogs are Better than Kids More Dog Jokes & Stories
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a rose? You know you've waited too long to find a mate when: The liquid on the INside of a fire hydrant is H2O
A guy walking his Chihuahua sees another man entering a bar with his Golden Lab & overhears the bartender say........ "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says... "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man," the bartender says, "I'm sorry. Here, the first drink's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table. So the other guy figures ........I can do that.......... So he walks into the bar with his Chihuahua. The bartender says... "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies... "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies ........... "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?" BAD DOG HAIR DAYS Enjoy a good laugh at these funny dog pics and you can submit one of your dog too!
A guy standing on the corner with a dog beside him, was approached by a stranger who walks up and asks .......... "Does your dog bite?" So the stranger bends down to pet the dog and the dog bites him! "I thought you said your dog don't bite???" .........the man answers "That's not my dog!"
During break time at dog obedience school, one said to the other... You know you've waited too long to find a mate when: Okay now don't try this at home but................ But to really prove that a Dog is Man's Best Friend... a husband took his wife & his dog and locked them both in the trunk of his car for 30 minutes. When he opened the trunk - Guess who was still happy to see him? Well - it wasn't the wife! LOL! This has to be one of the best 'singles ads' ever printed in the Atlanta Journal. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for DAISY. I'll be waiting.  Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the
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