Dog Jokes & Stories

Ready to laugh? Then you're ready for these dog jokes and funny dog stories.

Our Miniature Schnauzers bring us so much joy and laughter every single day... whether we are playing with them or just watching them do something silly, our Schnauzers make us laugh.

And after all... laughter is the best medicine.

So, in honor of our Miniature Schnauzers and all dogs around the world, sit back and enjoy some dog jokes & stories about dogs and the funny things they do. Be sure and share them with family & friends! And keep smiling.


Funny Dog Jokes & Dog Poems

How To Make a Puppy Pie

Puppy Don'ts - Humorous Things a Puppy Shouldn't Do

Top 10 Reasons it's Good to be a Dog

The Neighbor's Barking Dog

How to Photograph a Puppy

Miniature Schnauzer Dog Rules of Ownership

10 Signs of a Spoiled Dog

Dog or Cat? Which Do You Prefer?

The Dog's Diary and The Cat's Diary

Top 10 Reasons Dogs are Better than Kids

Why Dogs are Better than Men

W-K9 Individual Pet Tax Return

A Puppy's Prayer

The Life of a Puppy

Dog Owner's Prayer

The Schnauzer House Rules


More Dog Jokes & Funny Dog Stories


What's a Cauliflower?

What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a rose? (Answer) A Collie - Flower!!!


Mini Schnauzer Humor

You know you've waited too long to find a mate when... You think stripping is something you do when grooming your Mini Schnauzer.


Fire Hydrant

The liquid on the INSIDE of a fire hydrant maybe H2O
But the liquid on the OUTSIDE of a fire hydrant is K9P


The Seeing Eye Dog

A guy walking his Chihuahua sees another man entering a bar with his Golden Lab & overhears the bartender say........ "You can't bring that dog in here!"

The man quickly replies... "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Oh man," the bartender says, "I'm sorry. Here, the first drink's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table.

So the guy watching all this figures he could do that too. So he walks into the bar with his Chihuahua and the bartender says... "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies... "This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bartender answers back... "No, I don't think so. They do not use Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

The man pauses for just a split second and replies .....

"WHAT?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"


The Talking Dog

A man decides to take his dog to a talent agency because he swears his dog can talk. The talent agent decides to interview the dog and it goes something like this...........

Agent: What's on top of your house?
Dog: ROOF

Agent: What's the outer layer of a tree?
Dog: BARK

Agent: Who was the greatest baseball Player?
Dog: RUTH

The agent exclaims: This is ridiculous... And sends them away. When they get outside the dog looks up to his owner and says...... What? Should I have said DiMaggio?


The Dog and the Stranger

There's a man sitting on a park bench and a dog sitting beside him. A stranger passing by asks the man..... "Does your dog bite?"

"No" the man answered. So the stranger bends down to pet the dog and the dog bites him!

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite???" the man exclaimed. And the other man replied:

"That's not my dog!"


Dog Obedience School

During break time at dog obedience school, one dog said to the other...

"The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you will NEVER use in the real world."


Wife or Dog...

Okay, this is a dog joke... ie. don't try this at home.

To prove that a  dog is truly man's best friend... a husband takes his wife & his dog and locks them both inside the trunk of his car for 30 minutes.

When he returns and releases the trunk open, guess who was still happy to see him?

Well - it wasn't the wife! LOL!

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