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Funny Dog Jokes & Stories

LOL Dog Jokes & Stories
Our Miniature Schnauzers bring us so much joy and laughter every single day... whether we are playing with them or just watching them do something silly, our Schnauzers make us laugh.

And after all... laughter is the best medicine.

So, in honor of our Miniature Schnauzers and all dogs around the world, sit back and enjoy some funny jokes & stories about dogs and the things they do. Be sure and share them with family & friends, and keep smiling.

Funny Dog Jokes

• How To Make a Puppy Pie

• Puppy Don'ts - Humorous Things a Puppy Shouldn't Do

• Top 10 Reasons it's Good to be a Dog

• The Neighbor's Barking Dog

• How to Photograph a Puppy

• Miniature Schnauzer Dog Rules of Ownership

• 10 Signs of a Spoiled Dog

• Dog or Cat? Which Do You Prefer?

• The Dog's Diary and The Cat's Diary

• Top 10 Reasons Dogs are Better than Kids

• W-K9 Individual Pet Tax Return

• A Puppy's Prayer

• Dog Owner's Prayer

More Dog Jokes & Stories

• Cauliflower?
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a rose? ....A Collie - Flower!!!

• Schnauzer Humor
You know you've waited too long to find a mate when:
You think 'stripping'is something you do when grooming a Schnauzer

• Fire Hydrant
The liquid on the INSIDE of a fire hydrant is H2O
The liquid on the OUTSIDE of a fire hydrant is K9P

• The Seeing Eye Dog
A guy walking his Chihuahua sees another man entering a bar with his Golden Lab & overhears the bartender say........
"You can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says... "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Oh man," the bartender says, "I'm sorry. Here, the first drink's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table.

So the other guy figures ........I can do that.......... So he walks into the bar with his Chihuahua.

The bartender says... "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies... "This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

The man pauses for a half-second and replies ...........

"WHAT?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

• The Talking Dog
A man decides to take his dog to a talent agency because he swears his dog can talk. The agent decides to interview the dog and it goes something like this...........

Agent: What's on top of your house?
Dog: ROOF

Agent: What's the outer layer of a tree?
Dog: BARK

Agent: Who was the greatest baseball Player?
Dog: RUTH

The agent exclaims: This is ridiculous... And sends them away. When they get outside the dog looks up to his owner and says...... What? Should I have said DiMaggio?

• Stranger Approaches Dog
A guy standing on the corner with a dog beside him, was approached by a stranger who walks up and asks .......... "Does your dog bite?"
"No" - the man said,

So the stranger bends down to pet the dog and the dog bites him!

"I thought you said your dog don't bite???" .........the man answers

"That's not my dog!"

• Dog Obedience School
During break time at dog obedience school, one said to the other...
"The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you will NEVER use in the real world."

• Wife or Dog... Okay, this is a dog joke... ie. don't try this at home:

But to really prove that a 'Dog is Man's Best Friend'... a husband took his wife & his dog and locked them both in the trunk of his car for 30 minutes.

When he opened the trunk - Guess who was still happy to see him?

Well - it wasn't the wife! LOL!

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