Famous Dog Sayings & Inspiring Dog Quotes

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ~ Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
~ Will Rogers dog quote

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
~ Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
~ Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
~ Andrew A. Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. ~ M.Facklam

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
~ Franklin P. Jones

Ever consider what they must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul........chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ~ Anne Tyler

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. ~ Unknown

I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.' ~ Fred Jungclaus

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. ~ Woodrow Wilson

More Inspiring Dog Quotes & Sayings

Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ~ Lewis Grizzard

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ~ Franklin P Jones

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~ Gene Hill

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace. ~ Milan Kundera

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
~ Henry Wheeler Shaw

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,
in case the need should arise for them to bark violently
at nothing right in your ear. ~ Dave Barry

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am
~ Author unknown

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting 3 dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only 2 of them ~ Phil Pastoret

No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich. ~ Louis Sabin

He who has not Christmas in his heart ♥ will never find it under a tree!
~ Roy L. Smith dog quote

And I think the Slogan of the National Canine Defense League
is always important to remember during gift giving times:
A dog is for life NOT just for Christmas

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