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Funny list of rules dogs go by to determine what belongs to them and what you can have.

Dog Rules of Ownership

• If I like it, it's mine.
• If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
• If I can take it from you, it's mine.
• If I want it later, it's mine.
• If I want it now, it's mine.
• If I chew it up into pieces, they're all mine.
• If you want it, it's mine.
• If I saw it first, it's mine.
• If I ever had it, it's mine.

If it's broken, it's yours!

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