Children and pets are a lot alike in many ways. They both are members of your family and you love them dearly. But when you get right down to it, dogs are easier to raise. This is just a joke of course so parents please don't get offended. This is a dog site after all. :)
Top 10 Reasons Dogs are better than Kids
Oh and here's one more bonus reason.......
If your dog get pregnant you can always sell her offspring.
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