Miniature Schnauzer Lily

Lily was a Christmas present, and we got her as a puppy. I've wanted a dog for ages but never expected a Miniature Schnauzer. She is a happy, if messy, dog but she eats all in her path. She eats bras, T-Shirts and rips off the buttons, but never actually consumes them. She eats toilet roll, shoes and occasionally peanut butter. She barks when I make toast (she is a total addict) and goes bonkers when she sees a cat, bird or my Granny (she nearly knocked her over!).

We let off her leash at the beach and she is as mad as a hare. She sniffs over dogs, rolls over and manages to knock over sandcastles before she comes to us. She is my dog, the naughtiest dog ever.