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Puppy Prayer


Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human mom can hardly move.

I've trapped her legs, She's tucked in tight,
And here is where I pass the night.
No one disturbs me or dares intrude,
Til morning comes and "I want food!"

I sneak up slowly to begin,
My nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly, and looks at me
Then asks the question, "What's wrong puppy"?

The morning is here, And it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.

So thank you lord for giving me
This human mom that I see.
The one who hugs and hold me tight
And shares her bed with me at night!




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