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How to Make Puppy Pie

Take one puppy, roll him over and rub belly until lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients.....

• 1 cup of smoochies....
• 1 cup of awwwws....
• 1 pinch of correction....
• 2 cups of praise ...
• and 3 cups of fun...

Blend well! Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size. Owner & Pup will become one & enjoy a long life of happiness!

Of course you'd could always do it the hard way.........

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