Dog Joke

Poem for New Puppy Owner:

Puppy Please Don't...


Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal my food or underpants.

Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair!
Don't rip the stuffing from the chair.

Don't eat the berries, or touch the bush,
Don't chew my shoes, what is this mush?

Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!

Away from the litter box, it's for the cat.
And must you kiss me after that!?!

Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.

Don't despair through the toil and the strife,
Cause after three years, you'll get back your life.

So let's go for walkies, so you can do your "thing."
And maybe I'll get back my good diamond ring!



Search Schnauzers-Rule.com


Custom Search



Go from Dog Joke Puppy Don'ts to About the Miniature Schnauzer on Schnauzers Rule

Go from Dog Joke Puppy Don'ts to Dog Jokes

Miniature Schnauzers Rule


2015 Miniature Schnauzer Calendar
2015 Mini Schnauzer Calendar

AND Schnauzer Lover’s Gift Shop

Schnauzers Rule on Zazzle

zazzle schnauzer shop
Schnauzers Rule Zazzle Shop

Be sure to visit our Zazzle store. We have lots gifts for Miniature Schnauzer Lovers including T Shirts, Stickers, Home Decor items and more. Got Schnauzer?


Special Promotional Offers

Amazingly Cool Pet Stuff!

PetAlive herbal remedies

Pet Deals

Click on banner for Coupon Codes or Special Offers


Pet Insurance